Best 13 quotes of Megan Boyle on MyQuotes

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.

I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of Doritos at a party

Something was comforting about strangers—it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

Anne has small superstitions which she uses to dispel anxieties. For instance, if she can make it to the fourth stain on the carpet by the time the elevator door closes, that means Nate has thought positively about her today, and there is a future where they know each other. It becomes a one-sided competition when a negative consequence is imagined: if she cannot touch two different kinds of tile with her feet by the time the toilet flushes, that means she said something crucially “wrong” in an email, and Nate will never contact her again. She doesn't keep track of which side is winning.

i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

i want to go to the gym and pretend the weight machines are drums and play the longest drum solo on them

i want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle

i wish cats could float around your head

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

people like to see will smith reacting to aliens

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator