Best 5 quotes of Martyn V. Halm on MyQuotes

Common sense is only irritating in other people

Compassion: listening to a month’s worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.

I look like a hooker.” “A slut,” I corrected. “Hookers have pastier complexions.” “The voice of experience, I’m sure.

You better learn to regulate your perspiration. This is not collision theft. To flush is a sign that you’re hard at work. Nobody works hard riding the tram—not even the driver.

Your hand lingered on my butt to make sure I understood, right?” “I did everything slow, so even someone with limited perceptive abilities could follow what I was doing.