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dear mother, our daughters watch us to see what they'll be expected to be and our sons watch us to see what they'll be able to get away with

Having kids while not being rich enough to afford a nanny was the worst mistake you ever made.

Toddlers don't like to eat from their own plates. It's far too predictable. They much prefer raining on your own food parade by picking at your meal. When toddlers do this, it's their way of saying, "Motherfucker, I own you." If you've never tried to enjoy food while having a dirty, chubby toddler hand that has probably recently been up her butt reach onto your plate and pull off your last slice of bacon, you're living the dream.