Best 12 quotes of K. A. Mitchell on MyQuotes

As the class went through the Greeks and the Romans and the Renaissance painters, (who were easy enough to remember if you’d ever seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) there was more dick on display than in a locker room.

Chase grabbed Joey’s neck and hauled him into a kiss. Oh shit. Not again. It didn’t matter how many times it had been wrong, he still wanted to believe it. Wanted to believe it when he kissed a guy and everything inside said him. It had been wrong about Mark and Noah and Jorge and Tom and the whole list going right back to kissing Eduardo under the bleachers in tenth grade. Or maybe before. When he’d been three and told his mom he was going to marry his best friend Cody.

I already gave you my ass. I guess you can have my hand too.

I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.

So does that mean if you won’t fuck me because I’m high, I could fuck you because you’re not?

The ring was there to say they were a team, a reminder that they were in this together, almost like a private joke only the two of them got.

Tony knew if he ever needed anything done again, he was calling on the Lesbian Network of Massachusetts. Those girls worked fast. And they were everywhere.

Warning: Contains old friends, old enemies, a dramatic cat rescue, soft drink references and a lot of teasing before the steamy sex. Readers are cautioned against drinking any beverage while reading to avoid accidental snorting or spraying of said beverages.

With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey’s brain again. Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” was perfect for blow jobs. If he sang along, his tongue did interesting things.

Y’look like someone told you they’d stopped making lube.

You get up every morning then life happens to you. You just have to have the right stuff to get through it.

You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—