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    I've told you guys before, goalies don't think.

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    I wanted to be a hockey player. Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used. I was terrible in school and actually said, 'I'm going to be a hockey player.'

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    I was 19 years old, pumping gas and going nowhere. I was kind of a high school dropout at that point because I had left school to play hockey, but no one drafted me.

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    I was always interested in sport. My family are big sports' fans. We always had all the locals round watching big sporting events. I wasn't particularly sporty myself. I played a lot of hockey and rode, still do ride, but I just had a general interest in it. When I was given the opportunity to do sport stories I used to grab them.

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    I was young and stupid then. Now I'm not young anymore.

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    I wear whatever makes me comfortable on stage, so that I feel confident. Some days it's a plaid skirt with a button-up and other days it's jeans with a hockey jersey and platforms.

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    I went from junior hockey to the World Junior Championships to the combine and the draft, to the Blackhawks camp, and then a full NHL season and then the World Championships. At nineteen, that's exhausting.

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    I went to an all-girls private school, where we played field hockey and lacrosse.

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    I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire.

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    I was captain of the netball team, captain of the hockey team and I did my sprinting, but I would push myself. That's why yoga is really good for me because it actually slows me down and finds some sort of space for me.

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    I was happy to have an attraction in our building that we didn't have to pay for.

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    I wasn't naturally gifted in terms of size and speed; everything I did in hockey I worked for, and that's the way I'll be as a coach.

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    I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.

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    I watch a lot of hockey. There are some good hockey players and there are some awfully stupid hockey players.

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    I won't miss him. Maybe the West Edmonton Mall will miss him, but not me.

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    Just charge me with the usual.

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    Just use the same quotes. It's the same story.

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    I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

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    Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears. It's winter, they're asleep, I didn't think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail -- apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children's hockey game. I've said this before, they're after our kids -- they're tender, juicy, you don't even have to throw away the bones.

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    Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

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    Let's make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.

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    Like I said, a 30-year-old hockey player, even when I came to New York when I was 30, I was on the downside of my career, pretty much the end of my career.

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    Look around the table. If you don't see a sucker, get up, because you're the sucker.

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    Losing is essential to anyone's success. The more you lose, the more you want to win.

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    Luc Robitaille is a great kid and good player, but ask anybody on the street and they'd probably think Luc Robitaille is a type of salad dressing.

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    Made up of corallitic accretions and painful increments, lit on rare occasions by bolts of revelation, and then stuffed behind the wainscotting to grope in the mouse-turd dust, art is the equivalent of athlete's foot, at best an exquisite itch, at worst an excuse to stop walking. On the emotional side, it is either masturbation with a hockey glove or a night beneath the sliding moon that shames Eros.

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    Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.

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    Many managers feel, somewhat cynically, that people are being paid to do their jobs and that's that. This attitude reflects an insensitivity to people that is a trademark of many hockey-style managers.

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    Many times I had to dig deep and perform. All of that adversity helped me and drove me to want to be the best.

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    Maybe's he's just jealous I have hair.

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    Matt Cooke may be the worst fighter in the history of the National Hockey League.

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    I wish that we could tumble them in the dryer for 30 minutes and get them to shrink, but that won't happen.

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    I wish I were a character actor. Of course, if I played hockey without a mask, I could become one.

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    Maybe there wasn't much hot water in the showers. I'm not sure.

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    Milt was one of the men who discovered Bobby Orr. He once said that if a player comes along who is better then Bobby Orr, may the Good Lord let me be alive to see him because he is going to be one hell of a player to watch. Enough said.

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    Mirrors are ice which do not melt: what melts are those who admire themselves in them.

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    Monogamous musicians are like vegan hockey players.

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    Most kids start playing hockey at the age of five, I was an earlier bloomer. My parents laced up my first pair of skates and put me on the ice at the young age of 2 ½, basically right after I mastered walking.

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    My best friend had a hockey scholarship at Ohio State, so I would get a couple of pairs at the beginning of the season and send them down to him. They practised two hours a day. He'd skate in them for three weeks then ship them back.

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    Maybe they should go back to wooden sticks.

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    Most people have friends, but no money. I have the opposite. I don't have a chance to talk to my real friends, the ones I've had since I was 5 years old. Sometimes I wish I could bring Czechoslovakia to America. Then I would be the happiest guy in the world.

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    My focus was always first and foremost to stop the puck. I never let the other players on the other team get to me.

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    My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars.

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    My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world.

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    My brother Dash hit me on the head with five textbooks in a gym bag.

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    My opinion is there should NOT be an MVP award [in hockey]. The Olympic teams sports shouldn't acknowledge individuality. And if there is going to be such an award a player on the losing team who lets in the losing goal shouldn't get it.

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    My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor, a real dedicated dad. I don't think he ever missed a hockey game I was in.

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    My grandmother was from Guelph, Ont. I grew up playing ice hockey, I'm a massive fan. A great-uncle who was in the early days of the NHL played for the Chicago Blackhawks.

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    My papa said son don't let the man getcha and do what he done to me.

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    My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones.