Best 19 quotes in «funny valentines day quotes» category

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.

Love is just a chocolate substitute.

Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

Our first and last love is self-love.

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.

Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done.

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'