Best 22 quotes in «funny soccer quotes» category

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

Football's all about 90 minutes

At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.

I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself

I'm not going to make it a target, but it's something to aim for.

Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away

John Bond has brought in a young left-sided midfield player, who I guess will play on the left side of midfield.

That goal surprised most people, least of all myself

Systems are made by players rather than players making systems

That's a question mark everyone's asking

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.

The dice are stacked against them

The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got

This is the one-off occasion and you can't get any bigger occasion than that

There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered

We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin

To me personally, it's nothing personal to me

We are really the victims of our own problems

Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness

Whelan was in the position he was, exactly

Well Ibrox is filling up slowly, but rapidly