Best 22 quotes in «funny soccer quotes» category

Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away

John Bond has brought in a young left-sided midfield player, who I guess will play on the left side of midfield.

That goal surprised most people, least of all myself

Systems are made by players rather than players making systems

The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got

The dice are stacked against them

That's a question mark everyone's asking

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.

This is the one-off occasion and you can't get any bigger occasion than that

There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered

We are really the victims of our own problems

To me personally, it's nothing personal to me

Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness

We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin

Well Ibrox is filling up slowly, but rapidly

Football's all about 90 minutes

Whelan was in the position he was, exactly

At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

I'm not going to make it a target, but it's something to aim for.

I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.