Best 7 quotes in «funniest simpsons quotes» category

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!