Best 5 quotes in «hahaha quotes» category

What, WHO IS THE NEXT FUCKER?

Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.

I bet the very first piñata was surprised. “Oh, hey a party! Cool! What’s the occa— HEY, WHAT THE HELL, KID?

What could you do in your past life to come back as a weevil in beans? Just curious.

By nature, it's impossible to describe enlightenment! How do you plan on sharing your enlightenment? Hahaha, that's impossible. Wake up! That'll be the end of the world if you ever succeed!