Best 6 quotes in «garfield quotes» category

There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.

Take for example the commencement address he [James Garfield] delivered at his alma mater Hiram College in the summer of 1880. ... The only thing stopping this address from turning into a slacker parable is the absence of the word 'dude'.

I saw John Garfield smoke. He was my idol, so I smoked. I even smoked like him.

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

I so much despise a man who blows his own horn, that I go to the other extreme.