Best 12 quotes in «roommate quotes» category

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.

Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama.

I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space!

I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory.

Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers." "You were looking through my trash?

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

I've got four roommates and they all have fur and tails.

she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I’d get to my roommate’s soul later.

Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf.

My roommate at Yale University introduced me to the auteur theory of filmmaking. I soon became a big fan of the works of John Ford, Kenji Mizoguchi, Ernst Lubitsch, and Stan Brakhage. I then decided to make my own films!