Best 12 quotes in «roommate quotes» category

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help.

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.

I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space!

I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I've got four roommates and they all have fur and tails.

Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf.

My roommate at Yale University introduced me to the auteur theory of filmmaking. I soon became a big fan of the works of John Ford, Kenji Mizoguchi, Ernst Lubitsch, and Stan Brakhage. I then decided to make my own films!

she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I’d get to my roommate’s soul later.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers." "You were looking through my trash?

Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama.