Best 21 quotes in «coffee humor quotes» category

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!

My Cup of AL MO MOTTO...oh yeah, I love that taste in my mouth but drinking too much can be too much and a bit of coffee love here and there is better than none.

I should never do anything pre-coffee. 'It was only a teeny fire,' I told my uncle over the phone.

Mrs. Windemere always had a cup of hot coffee waiting for me. Black, which, she said, was the only way to drink it if you wanted to be awake to serve the god of Creativity

NOTHING. it doesn't matter if Prince Charles falls off his horse or that the hummingbird is so seldom seen or that we are too senseless to go insane. coffee. give us more of that NOTHING coffee.

The problem is NOT the PROBLEM...The problem is I haven’t had enough COFFEE to deal with the PROBLEM.

What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me.

With enough coffee anything is possible

The Lord must have created coffee to reward humans for those bad times they sometimes have on Earth. Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life. A good cup of coffee makes life seem better.

The Lord must have created coffee to reward humans for those bad times they sometimes have on Earth.

A good cup of coffee makes life feel better.

A good cup of coffee makes life seem better.

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I’ve had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, COFFEE and acceptance…The SIX stages of waking up!!

I’d like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!!!!

Having charged your brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face some more challenges of life.

Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life.

If drinking alcohol gives people Dutch courage, then drinking coffee gives me Dutch energy.

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!

Coffee first. Save the world later.

I’d like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought.... HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!