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    He eyed her warily. “Did Pearl give you coffee?” “Yes.” “How many cups?” “Just three. It’s quite good with cream and sugar.” “Have you ever had it before?” “No. Why? What does that have to do with anything? I don’t see what that has to do with anything. Why are my knees shaking?” “Pearl!” Pearl peeked around the wall. “Well! She had a headache. I didn’t think she’d act like a squirrel. And I didn’t know she had three cups.” “A headache?” Maximillion murmured. He turned to Isadora, pointing to the nearest chair. “Sit down.” “I don’t want to.” “Sit. Down.

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    Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!

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    Coffee, my delight of the morning; yoga, my delight of the noon. Then before nightfall, I run along the pleasant paths of the Jardin du Luxembourg. For when air cycles through the lungs, and the body is busy at noble tasks, creativity flows like water in a stream: the artist creates, the writer writes.

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    He felt to be two tea bags away from making some progress on the entire situation, and that was a precise calculation. Any caffeine drinker excels in this area of mathematics.

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    I can’t remember the last time I’ve slept and while caffeine does sound like Heaven, I wonder if it’ll really be able to help me in this state. After all, caffeine does not cure existential exhaustion.

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    Her headache wouldn’t budge no matter how she ODed on caffeine, but never call her a quitter.

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    I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter,” I informed him.

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    I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.

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    I'm surviving on caffeine and a cold heart

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    If drinking alcohol gives people Dutch courage, then drinking coffee gives me Dutch energy.

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    I just don’t understand why anyone would want to get their caffeine in a less-efficient form.

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    If coffee were like dreams, then I would be wired in constant bliss, never needing sleep to live out my dreams.

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    In a caffeinated state of mind, I talk many languages. A few hours later, I say hello to a known stranger.

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    Maybe those verses in Ezekiel about the dry bones coming back to life were actually a prophecy in reference to caffeine.

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    Reckoner Super Plan for Killing Regalia... Step One: find Regalia, then totally explode her. Lots and Lots. Step Two: put Val on decaf. Step Three: Mizzy gets a cookie.

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    New Rule: Gun-control people have to stop pressuring Starbucks to ban guns. I want my gun nuts overcaffeinated, twitchy, and accident-prone. That way, the problem will take care of itself. Plus, if just one gun nut kills just one pseudo-intellectual writing a screenplay-slash-graphic-novel on his iPad, natural selection is doing its job.

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    Patients, beings who want to be rehabilitated, send me questions See? I answer them real fast, 1 2 3 done Like so You get?' Toby said, his pale green fingers clattering across the keyboard. 'I think so,' I said, shifting in my chair. 'Okay hear we go First question: I just moved to a new city and there's a school next door All the kids, every last student, wear the same clothes Are they all related Is this one of those mafia families I need to be careful around You know the answer? Toby asked, swiveling to face me. 'Perhaps,' I said after thinking a moment. It took a second to distinguish when the question ended and when Toby's remarks started. 'You sure, I can check real quick 1 2 3 I check that fast,' Toby said, his words zooming out of his mouth while Google search engine popped up on his computer screen.

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    There has never been a 'war on drugs'! In our history we can only see an ongoing conflict amongst various drug users – and producers. In ancient Mexico the use of alcohol was punishable by death, while the ritualistic use of mescaline was highly worshipped. In 17th century Russia, tobacco smokers were threatened with mutilation or decapitation, alcohol was legal. In Prussia, coffee drinking was prohibited to the lower classes, the use of tobacco and alcohol was legal.

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    The Reacher brothers' need for caffeine makes heroin addiction look like an amusing little take-it-or-leave-it sideline.

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    The moment my bare feet make contact with the wood floor, my breath catches in my throat. Blake swivels his body around to greet me. “Morning, roomie.” His voice is like a shot of caffeine that ignites my body. How does he do that?

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    You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.

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    Through drowsiness, your body is telling you that you need to rest. By drinking a caffeinated drink, you are telling it to go to hell.

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    When he turned round with the cup to his mouth, nostrils titillated by the aroma of a sun that had once shone on a Colombian coffee farmer's fields, Klavs Jeppensen's chair was empty.

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    When you find yourself pushing through and using caffeine or sugar to keep going, this is the time to listen to your innate ultradian rhythm and take a rest.

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    Caffeine helps a lot. That and a certain amount of isolation.

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    You're kidding, right?" Shane asked. "You don't need caffeine. You need sleep." He held out the last cup, and Claire realized she'd been wrong; there was someone else in the shadows. Deeper in the shadows even than Oliver had been. Myrnin. He looked completely different to her now, and not just because he wasn't crazy anymore. He'd remembered how to dress himself, for one thing; gone were the costume coats and Mardi Gras beads and flip-flops. He had on a gray knit shirt, black pants, and a jacket that looked a bit out of period, but not as much as before. All clean. He even had shoes on. "Yes, you must sleep," he agreed, as he accepted the cup and tried the coffee. "I've gone to far too much trouble to train up another apprentice at this late date. We have work to do, Claire. Good, hard work. Some of it may even earn you accolades, once you leave Morganville." She smiled slowly. "You'll never let me leave." Myrnin's dark eyes fixed on hers. "Maybe I will," he said. "But you must give me at least a few more years, my friend. I have a great deal to learn from you, and I am a very slow learner.

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    For me, if I get up and don't meditate and don't eat something before having caffeine, I go from 0 to 10 on the stress scale.

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    Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

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    I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.

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    I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.

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    He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.

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    I can't wake up at all without caffeine.

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    I love cranberry juice, but I'm not a coffee drinker - as a Mormon, I avoid caffeine.

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    Is my music indicative of a caffeine-surged green liquid? Probably not.

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    Marijuana is not not harmful, but is the least harmful psychoactive substance that we have, with the possible exception of caffeine.

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    Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.

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    It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

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    There is no such thing as sleep deprivation, there is only caffeine deficiency.

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    Settle down, pup. I ain’t had my caffeine yet.” – Sundown

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    Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack

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    Those fruity drinks better have a lot of caffeine in them or I'll never make it through World Issues.

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    We're machines for turning caffeine into physics

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    We have too many poisons in our diets now, like sugar and caffeine.