Best 273 quotes in «comic quotes» category

They call us monsters because it makes it easier to hurt us. Bus monsters are people too.

They call us monsters because it makes it easier to hurt us. But monsters are people, too.

They're right. We're not fighting for the people anymore, Falcon... Look at us. We're just fighting.

A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny.

Who put the S in comic to make cosmic? / The Self, which is the self of all beings - / choosing to disguise from themselves / that everything is just a game. // With a laugh we could turn / from all the seriousness we learned / and connect with every atom to create / breathtaking beauty with graceful ease.

When all is said and done, there is usually more said than done. [as quoted by Alfred E Neuman]

A comic matter cannot be expressed in tragic verse. [Lat., Versibus exponi tragicis res comica non vult.]

A comic script is basically a love letter from you to your artist.

Although according to certain philosophers it is quite difficult to distinguish the jester from the melancholic, life itself being a comic drama or a dramatic comedy.

An English philosopher said that whatever is cosmic is also comic. Do the best you can and don't take it so seriously.

Anybody who knows me knows I would never read a comic book. And I certainly would never read anything written by Kevin Smith.

A quick temper, sharp tongue, and restless spirit were always getting her into scrapes, and her life was a series of ups and downs, which were both comic and pathetic.

As a comic book artist, once you become a master, you end up a slave. In fine art you're always free... since I couldn't make it at Marvel, I made my life a carnival.

Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@!+-oon!

Along with all else, Sandman is a comic strip for intellectuals, and I say it's about time.

Anybody who knows me knows I would never read a comic book.

As an adolescent I wrote comic books, because I read lots of them, and fantasy novels set in Malaysia and Central Africa.

As far as talent goes, Marilyn Monroe was so minimally gifted as to be almost unemployable, and anyone who holds to the opinion that she was a great natural comic identifies himself immediately as a dunce.

As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.

At the same time, as you know, unless you are a comic book reader, Daredevil is not a known thing.

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

Back in the day, I used to read 'Archie,' but I haven't been a comic book aficionado.

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

Chris [Farley] - I would consider him a comic animal. With the emphasis on "animal.

At this very moment I'm behind on a compilation that Slave Labor is doing for Free Comic Book Day.

Comedians are always going to be in the showbiz middle class, you're not Brad Pitt; you're never going to be Sam Rockwell or Shia LaBeouf or Leo DiCaprio. You're a comic.

Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.

Comic strips introduced me to metaphors. They are pure metaphor, so you learn how to tell a story with symbols, which is a very valuable thing to learn. And I learned that from motion pictures, too, and from poetry. Poetry is mainly metaphor. If it doesn't have a metaphor, it doesn't work.

Comic-Con is definitely grown from just being about comics to being about all forms of media.

Comic-Con has been an amazing experience. It's overwhelming, I have to admit, because of the lines and the crowds.

Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun.

Comic strip is almost like music on a page that you perform in your mind. It's not just pictures. There's a particular rhythm and structure to it that is unlike anything else. It literally is like music. You hear it in your mind as you read it.

Comic-strip stuff isn't really my cup of tea, really.

Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you're supposed to be able to hit the mark day after day.

Bill Hicks wasn't just a comic, he was a crusader against humanity's relentless capacity to underachieve

Comic book companies are like comic book villains; they keep coming back after they die.

Comic books and graphic novels are a great medium. It's incredibly underused.

Comic timing... is how to have a relationship with the camera and deal with the camera without looking like you are.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

Comic timing is something you are either born with or do not have.

Dame Edna is that rarest sighting in our time of the absolute comic, an inspired personification of caprice whose comedy answered the primal call to take the audience for a tumble.

Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments.

Even the worst comic is at least somewhat entertaining, if only in a pathological way, for five minutes.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

Every now and then you'll say something that didn't quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn't. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it's just not funny.

Everything I've done is an old Marvel comic in its' own way.

Even a pretty traditional comic book writer can make valuable contributions to the Internet.

Everything really is going to be okay. (And if not okay, then at least comic.)