Best 36 quotes of Don Herold on MyQuotes

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

Be kind to dumb people.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things that I would take seriously. I would be less hygienic. I would go more places. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less spinach. I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary troubles.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.

Interruptions are the spice of life.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. If all you can see is your shadow, you're blocking your own light. If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.