Best 7 quotes in «pickup lines quotes» category

He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more.

Do you mind if I follow you home tonight?" I ask her with a serious stare. "Because my mother always told me to follow my dreams.

Fackelmann claimed to have started a Log just to keep track of Kite's attempted pickup lines -- surefire lines like e.g. 'You're the second most beautiful woman I've ever seen, the first most beautiful woman I've ever seem being former Bristish Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher,' and 'If you came home with me I'm unusually confident that I could achieve an erection,' and said that if Kite wasn't still cherry at twenty-three and a half it was proof of some kind of divine-type grace.

How did you get me back?" She asked. "I stole you from heaven," he said with a faint smile.

Careful,” he said. “If you keep blushing like that I may do more than just draw you.

There’s this fancy restaurant nearby with a nice view of the water. The Alchemist and Barrister, they call it. I’ve always thought the place looked nice. Since I don’t eat regular food or go on dates, I’v never been there. I’d like to make an exception and take you there on Saturday night. That is, if you’d like.

I lean closer to the screen and decide to really push her limits by hitting her with one of those pickup lines she loves to hate. "My beard wants to know if you would like a comfortable place to sit down?