Best 18 quotes in «shit happens quotes» category

Stercus accidit.

It's not the shit we face that defines us, it's how we deal with it.

Plans change, Iktomi said. Got a plan that doesn’t require explosives. Are you confident in that? Mangas asked. I’m a god, Iktomi replied. I’m always confident. I’m a human, Mangas thought, and we know shit happens.

Shit hits the fan so fertilizer can rain.

Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was one of those days I was the latter.

The pessimist reason that things just happen, where the optimist believe that things happen for a reason.

There is always somebody about to ruin your day, if not your life.

Well, you may think you have all your ducks in a row, that your life is sorted. You might have the perfect house, the perfect job, the perfect life, nothing to worry about and then something can come along and end all of that in a second. It’s absolutely beyond your control. You can’t plan for unexpected things. And then people start saying, as a way of coping with this latest catastrophe, that it was meant to happen, it was fate. It’s not fate, it’s not some greater force out there. It’s just life and you cannot control life.

We all have shit on our shoes. We've just got to realize it so we don't track it into the house.

Da shit you say!

You know those bumper stickers where it says “Shit Happens, And Then You Die?” They should have them where “Shit Happens, And Then You Live.” because, that’s really the truth of it.

What doesn’t kill you doesn’t make you stronger. What breaks you doesn’t make you bolder. In a matter of fact, nothing becomes stronger or better if it has been broken or shattered; Because a piece of you is always going to be missing, less trusting in any other soul, and those heart and mind of yours will always receive some messages from your past to chain you into the darkness once again. Bad times, knockouts, and disappointments have made no one any stronger, so don’t fool yourself of thinking otherwise …

Don’t get shitty when I treat you as you are, a casual acquaintance

Didn't Chains tell you about the Golden Theological Principle?" "The what?" "The single congruent aspect of every known religion. The one shared, universal assumption about the human condition." "What is it?" "He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in the queue, you can't get out of it, and just when you start to congratulate yourself on surviving your dose of shit, you discover that line is actually circular.

Free-will doesn't include shit-happens, unless that's the goal of one's intention.

He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in the queue, you can't get out of it, and just when you start to congratulate yourself on surviving your dose of shit, you discover that the line is actually circular.

If I believed that, then I’d have to believe it was fate for Kyle to die at such a young age. I’d much rather believe shit just happens. Injured in a fire? Shit happens. Lost your career? Shit happens. Lost the love of your life to a widow with an infant? Shit happens.

I don't know what happened, but I do know this. It's not going anywhere. When you light up it waits for you to come down. You have to confront whatever's bothering you and look it straight in the eye. It's alright to forgive yourself, and it's okay to fight back, because if you don't kick the shit out of it, then it kicks you. It's a dog world, but you can control it, if you want to. A lot of people are going to try to make you feel like shit, but that doesn't mean you are. You are who you decide to be. I hope you're the kind of person that fights, because that's the only way to win.