Best 29 quotes of Liam Gallagher on MyQuotes

Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it. I'm 24 years old, I've got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. I'm gonna go out and 'ave it.

Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

Every time I look in the mirror, God looks back.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I definitely prefer to be in a band. There's too many solo people, and bands are suffering. There's too many great bands that have split up because somebody's got an ego, and then he goes solo.

I don't like jeans with holes in 'em. I like 'em faded.

I find it hard to express myself when writing from the f - - - heart or the a - , or wherever. It's just like anything, it's (easier) when you get used to it, but I've not done it. I was just a singer in a band.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

I love the Beatles. What more can I say? I'm not gonna lie to you. I love 'em. They make me happy. And I think they were the best, and still are.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.

I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

It gets better and better being me.

It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?

It's nice to do nice things, innit? I'm a nice person, deep down, I do nice things all the time.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

New York is my favorite city in the world.

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

That's what you join a band for, is to make music. Not to sit around and have five years off. We're not getting any younger.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

Yeah, I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay . I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.

Downloading's the same as what I used to do. I used to tape the charts of the songs I liked [off the radio]. I don't mind it. I hate all these big, silly rock stars who moan. At least they're fuckin' downloading your music, you cunt, and paying attention, know what I mean? You should fuckin' appreciate that, what are you moaning about? You've got fuckin' five big houses, so shut up.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a fucking good-looking fuck you are.' And then I brighten up.