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By AnonymJase Robertson
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous
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By AnonymJase Robertson
If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
I'm going to use whatever God blesses me with as a platform to tell the world that God is for you. He proved it through sending Jesus down here to die for us and be resurrected. And for us that gives us second chances and it gives us hope, and so we spread that message everywhere.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown
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By AnonymJase Robertson
It's not about me. The power is in God, it's in the message and I now realize I need to be vocal about it... God uses flawed people to spread the message of His Son; if He can use me, He can use anybody. Whatever you do in life becomes the platform for your faith.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool
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By AnonymJase Robertson
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?
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By AnonymJase Robertson
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2
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By AnonymJase Robertson
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!
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By AnonymJase Robertson
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
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By AnonymJase Robertson
You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon
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By AnonymJase Robertson
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
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