Best 12 quotes of Jeph Jacques on MyQuotes

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.