Best 84 quotes of Robbie Williams on MyQuotes

All the best women are married all the handsome men are gay

All your friends think you're satisfied, but they can't see your soul, no, no, no.

An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.

And I feel that love is dead, I'm loving angels instead

And through it all she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection whether I'm right or wrong. And down the waterfall where ever it may take me I know that life won't break me when I come to call, she won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead.

As a 29-year-old, the only thing that I can possibly think is that if I'm still performing at 50, it's because I'll have had disastrous marriages and I have to pay for them.

(Britney Spears) went in for knee surgery and came out a little top heavy.

Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you just can't kick.

Do I think I'm a national treasure? I don't see why not? I don't see why I shouldn't be. I'm a good lad, really.

Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

Everyone likes at least one Elvis song....Me, I love them all. He was, is and will remain the ultimate rock star.

Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

I am the first to admit I have made a couple of mistakes: two trips to rehab, Rudebox, the album, Geri Halliwell. I should have gone for Victoria, really, shouldn't I? I'd have been really famous.

I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.

I come from the tradition of a big Irish family that loves to sing. I love to perform.

I couldn't live without my music, man. Or me mum.

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

I don't have anything that I treasure at all. They're just things. I tend to buy an awful lot of stuff, like clothes and things. But I wouldn't be bothered if my house burns down tomorrow.

I feel like I'm always having to justify why I haven't kept in touch with anyone from the old days in Stoke-on-Trent, but I'm like that with anybody. I don't let anybody in. I just rely on myself.

If you're willing to change the world let love be your energy

I have to be careful what I ask for in life, cause I always seem to get it! The good thing is, Ive got a purpose now, whereas before my purpose was to go out and party.

I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well.

I like listening to good music - and I can't stop playing my album.

I like me food. I also don't like me exercising. It's something me don't do very well. But it's something I've got to get into.

I like to be comfortable, but I do enjoy being a British gent and dressing up a bit.

I'm a bit hesitant to do anything because I'm actually kind of lazy and I'd like an easier life from now on. The world's a massive place with lots of early mornings and late starts when you're working.

I'm a bit of a slag... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care... I've got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should!

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

I'm contemplating thinking about thinking...but....it's overrated - just get another drink in!

I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but she couldn't cos of my "pop-star thing"... so I said to her I couldn't sleep with her either - cos of her 'ugly thing'.

I miss having someone to cuddle up and have an early night with. But I'm looking. Meanwhile, I'm having a few relationships that don't mean much.

I miss your love, I miss your touch But I'm feeling you every day. And I can almost hear you say You've come a long way baby.

I'm mainstream, and I have pretty chart-tastic tastes. I don't often veer away from a big melodic song with big words for big stadiums.

I'm off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don't know if it's worked. It works up until you take your first drink.

I'm on good form. I'm an older guy. I feel healthy, I've been training, I'm looking after myself, I get up early. I look after the dogs. I'm happy.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I'm quite open to the fact that I might be a tinfoil-hat freak

I'm really, really enjoying myself, I seem to have a lot of purpose in my life. I'm enjoying what I'm doing, you know, and people are liking it. So, it's great, you know.

I'm sure that when my daughter will bring home her first boyfriend I'll? be so intimidating that he'll run away, but embarrassing as well, just to have a bit of fun.

Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.

I refuse to totally grow up. I've always been someone who says and does things that push politically correct boundaries.

I show off - I'm a very good show off. It's what I do, it's what I'm good at.

I sit and talk to God, and he just laughs at my plans.

I spent a lot of my twenties wanting a maid, really. I thought I wanted a relationship, but I just wanted somebody to fix and nurse me, and I'd take her hostage for six months. When you're 23, 24, you want to be in a relationship because they look brilliant - you've heard all the songs about it and seen all the movies and it looks great.

I still find trusting people quite hard. I've got a couple of mates that I do let in, but that's it. It's something I've got to sort out - I cut people off.

I think dysfunctional people are being funneled into very corporate behaviour. Look at the Brits... no one's fighting, and it's boring.

I think there are ghosts. I haven't seen or heard anything. I've definitely felt something, but it's not scary.

I think you're very lucky to find somebody you can coexist with without straying or going mad or being angry. That's whether you're Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton, Robbie Williams and Ayda Field, or Tim and June from down the road.

It's a huge responsibility being a solo act.

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.