Best 8 quotes of Joey Adams on MyQuotes

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.