Best 16 quotes of Benny Hill on MyQuotes

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

Do unto others, then run

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

The pen is mightier than the sword - It's also easier to write with!