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    Steve Goodman

    Bought the Vegematic and Pocket Fisherman, too, illuminated illustrated history of Life, and Boxcar Willie.

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    Steve Goodman

    But the last time the Cubs won a National League pennant Was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan

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    Steve Goodman

    If the Cubs were to win (The World Series) it would be a coronary event for me.

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    Steve Goodman

    People don't understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.

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    Steve Goodman

    The Mandolin is the bottom four strings of the guitar, backwards...so a person with dyslexia has no problem learning to play the Mandolin.

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    Steve Goodman

    There they were sitting at the bar, these two Luscious babes, and they were Siamese twins.

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    Steve Goodman

    You know the law of averages says: Anything will happen that can

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    Steve Goodman

    You better get it while you can You better get it while you can If you wait too long, it'll all be gone And you'll be sorry then It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor And it's the same for a woman or a man From the cradle to the crypt Is a mighty short trip So you better get it while you can