Best 15 quotes of Jonas Eriksson on MyQuotes

Don't write to sell, write to tell.

It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.

Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.

My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.

Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around.

He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.

I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?

Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work. And killing people.

The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors.

You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said. And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine. And he could eat her.

You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

You sick bastard,” she said. “Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.