Best 135 quotes of Cm Punk on MyQuotes

People like to come up to me and tell me that I’ve got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren’t just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system.

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed.

Pro wrestling has always been ingrained into American culture. It was one of the first things that was ever on television, so everybody watched it.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

Security, we have a jumper! Security?

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again.

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton.

The idea of being on television is to wear your T-shirt so people see it and maybe buy it.

The only thing I took advantage of at Extreme Rules was an opportunity to cash in my Money in the Bank contract, which I did successfully, well within the rules. You know, Jeff knows this, you know this, the fans know this: nowhere on that contract does it say, under any circumstances, 'Do not cash in on Jeff Hardy.'

There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them.

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know . . . AIDS.

This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to Paul Levesque

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.

We have the worst security!

Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!

Wherever I am, I think it's my show.

Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.

Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face.

Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

You know, I always like being the bad guy. It just comes more natural to me. I don't gotta smile, I don't gotta kiss babies. It's easier to tell people at airports at four in the morning that I'm not signing their stuff.

Straight edge means I'm better than you.

When approaching me in public, do not be rude. Say please. Introduce yourself. Have manners. Be considerate. Otherwise you'll be disappointed.