Best 13 quotes of Robert Lynn Asprin on MyQuotes

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.

Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth

From the next hour he will be reading from ancient text." "How ancient, I asked, a thousend years or last weeks?" "Very ancient, the girl said solemmly, but it is a forgivable interuption under those cicumstances, and the texts will just become more ancient in waiting.

Guys getting in shape before joining an exercise class was not unlike the thing women do when they clean up before the maid comes.

how good are you with sign languish?" "Quite competent within a very narrow range, sir" said Bekker. "I'm certain I can communicate hostility and frustration with no risk of misunderstanding. More complex matter might exead my abilities.

My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing."- S. Lee

Say, Aahz?” “Hmm? Yeah, kid?” “What dimension do you come from?” “Perv.” “Does that make you a Pervert?” “No. That makes me a Pervect. Now shut up!

The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had them on "hold," a curious expression since it was the first time in half an hour he hadn't been holding one.

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero

To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)

Vampies" I said carefully. "Sure. It all fitts," Massha nodded. "The plae skin, the sharp fangs, the red eyeliner, the way they turn into bats." "Turned into bats?" "You missed that Boss" Guido suplloed.

We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron