Best 8 quotes of Compton Mackenzie on MyQuotes

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort.

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.

The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.

You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.

As the tissues of the body fester and rot under X rays, so under the sun fester and rot Anglo-Saxonism and Teutonism and Scandinavianism if left too long beneath its influence.

Oh, my dear, how too marvelous! I've longed all my life to eat a flamingo.

Some time ago N went over to Paris disguised as an opera singer, and he looked the part so well that the agent whom he was to meet thought he really was an opera singer and never went near him for a week. In fact, it turned out a little awkwardly, because one evening this agent saw a member of the French Cabinet dining at the Ritz and he looked so much like somebody disguised as an opera singer that this dam' fool of an agent went up and spoke to him. He was at once arrested by the French secret police, and there was nearly a most unpleasant scandal.