Best 4 quotes of Larry Duplechan on MyQuotes

Ever notice how the words I’m sorry always seem the lamest when you want them to mean the most?

I figure, if you’re going to be depressed anyway, you might as well listen to Joni Mitchell.

I hope,' he would say, 'I will not disappoint him too badly for becoming … the things I have become.

I wasn’t sure if, upon laying eyes on me, they wouldn’t know (by parent telepathy or something) that, far from behaving as a Christian young man should, I had spent the evening using illegal narcotics and engaging in sodomy.