Best 22 quotes of Ellie Kemper on MyQuotes

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'

I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

I once heard an exec say, "If you don't ask for it, we can't give it to you." We can't go through our lives just being grateful for everything.

I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.

I think weather affects my mood a lot more than I thought, and I like to be in bad moods sometimes.

I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but I do think it is naive to think that it doesn't exist.

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.

I wrote comedy sketches in college.

Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.

My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint.

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

At the time of that headshot, I was twenty-three years old, but I looked both fourteen and eighty-seven.

... Being a Mom is hard, but trying to remain rational while hungry is even harder.

Have you ever noticed that when God closes a door, he opens a window? Neither have I. But I have noticed that timing and luck sometimes line up in such a way that you can catch a break.

I knew that I needed to quiet my mind; lucky for me, there is no place to quiet your mind like the northernmost edge of Manhattan's Times Square.

One of my great hobbies in life is feeling sorry for myself. Nothing makes me feel more alive than when I suspect I have been wronged. Oh, the energy!

Some people think they can barge in and give you their opinion even though you didn't ask for it.

There is no greater punishment than shame', I recalled from either an old Buddhist text or something my high school indoor soccer coach said once.