Best 7189 quotes in «sex quotes» category

My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.

My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

My work speaks of the finite and the infinite, of the macroscopic and the microscopic, the internal and external, by the masculine and feminine powers, but sex is like a snake, it slithers through everything.

Nah, I've done sex scenes before, you know, like in video.

Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.

nature knows no sex limitations and does not bestow brains upon men alone. Daughters inherit gifts exactly as often and as much as sons.

Nearly 100,000 sex offenders remain unregistered, and are moving freely about the country; the risk that they may strike again grows every day.

Nearly everyone underestimates how powerful the touch of another person's hand can be. The need to be touched is something so primal, so fundamentally a part of our existence as human beings that its true impact upon us can be difficult to put into words. That power doesn't necessarily have anything to do with sex, either. From the time we are infants, we learn to associate the touch of a human hand with safety, with comfort, with love.

Needless to say, I love the interaction between the sexes; it is a natural part of life and I love women. I just think that when sex is used as a form of blackmail or power, it's a repugnant use of one of God's gifts.

Nearly everything that was fun, of course, was also a little dangerous: riding roller coasters, skydiving, gambling, sex.

Nerd. Geek. Used to be if you self-identified that way, you'd get thrown into a locker and never have sex. Or worse, whatever that is. But to me and more and more people I know, being a nerd or a geek means having passion, power, intelligence. Being a nerd just means there is something in the world that you care deeply about—be it twelve-sided dice, a favorite sports team, your new laptop or Night Rider.

Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor.

Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.

Never may an act of possession be exercised upon a free being; the exclusive possession of a woman is no less unjust than the possession of slaves; all men are born free, all have equal rights: never should we lose sight of those principles; according to which never may there be granted to one sex the legitimate right to lay monopolizing hands upon the other, and never may one of the sexes, or classes, arbitrarily possess the other.

Never underestimate the power of temptation to disarm your better senses. Throughout the ages good people surrendered their honor for the empty promise that wealth or power would bring fulfillment and their dignity, good name and self-esteem for the passing pleasures of sex and drugs.

Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.

New Orleans is a city of paradox. Sin, salvation, sex, sanctification, so intertwined yet so separate.

New synonyms for sex: Going to a family function, getting the hard part over with, anti-fillet. Get it? Sex!

New York accepts everybody. It doesn't matter your sex, color, religion. Everybody works together to create a better life.

New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended the equal protection clause to salmon. And for the record, all marriages are "same sex" marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex.

New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the Reverend Ted Haggard, was outed for drugs and extramarital gay sex with a male prostitute. Or as Fox News reported it, 'John Kerry hates our troops'.

New Yorkers your voices must be heard. Tell your state Congressmen to support same sex marriage bill. All you need is love

Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.

New York is full of abandoned churches. A Godless city, but full of superstitions on every subject--art, money, sex, food, health.

Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you.

Nine-tenths of the appeal of pornography is due to the indecent feelings concerning sex which moralists inculcate in the young; the other tenth is physiological, and will occur in one way or another whatever the state of the law may be.

No bill of sexual rights can hold its own against the lawless, untamable landscape of the erotic imagination.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody leaves a house where there is peace, joy and good sex.

Nobody's sex life is such that every experience is a ten. You may have to be satisfied with regular eights or sixes and even an occasional three.

No human society, present or past, has lacked music. Music is therefore one of the very few human universals, which puts it on the same level as food and sex.

No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sex is always out there. Friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.

No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? 'Cause I'm really good.

... no matter how great the differences are between men and women, the differences among members of the same sex are usually equally great if not greater.

No matter how good a public school teacher, he or she will always be required to teach the state's values and the state's perspective on subjects from sex to history and biology.

No, I am not interested in women or sex or anything.

No matter how entrenched in the imagination of the average Christian the image of a male God might be, theological tradition has never assigned sex to God.

No matter how sexually attracted a man might be toward other men, or a woman toward other women, and no matter how close the bonds of affection and friendship might be within same-sex couples, there is no act of court or Congress that can make these relationships the same as the coupling between a man and a woman.

No matter how much you know, no matter how much you think, no matter how much you plot and you connive and you plan, you're not superior to sex. It's a very risky game.... It's sex that disorders our normally ordered lives.

No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street

No move towards the extinction of the passion between the sexes has taken place in the five or six thousand years that the world has existed.

None of the cartoons that I ever did are basically, if they're about sex, they're about sex in sort of this, you know, this ironic way, or the way that people actually treat it.

No more cutting grams, and wrapping grands up in rubber-bands, I'm a recovered man, our plans ta discover other lands, suburban places got me seeking for an oasis, cristal by the cases, ladies of all races with dime faces, sex on the white sand beaches of Saint Thomas, though this ain't promised, I'm as determined as them old timers.

No one has actually gone further than The Sex Pistols, I don't think, in that cultural music arena. They still challenge people.

No one can be a sex kitten every day, and anyone who tells you that is lying.

No one ever sounded like The Slits or looked like them, no matter how many people tried it, or were influenced by it. It's impossible. You can't recreate that. There will never be another Sex Pistols. There will never be another Clash.

No one can lead our lives for us. We are responsible for our actions. So people-especially the younger generation--need to be very careful especially where safe sex is concerned.