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    I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking.

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    Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.

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    Say no to parking lots!

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    Trust arrives on foot but leaves in a Ferrari The Ferrari screeched out of the parking lot in 2008.

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    Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.

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    The sermon begins in the parking lot.

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    I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....

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    Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

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    Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.

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    I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.

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    Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they’re out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.”)

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    He parks in the far corner of the lot, explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for fifteen seconds than it is to spend fifteen minutes looking for a closer space.

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    I’ll park somewhere dark.” She fisted his T-shirt, not even ashamed of her desperation. “Out of the way—“ ”Tempting…so…fucking…tempting.” He gently peeled her hand away, slammed the door, and got in the driver’s side. Then he turned to her, the harsh planes of his face in the shadows creating a savage expression the stuck her tongue to the roof of her mouth. ”I need you in a bed tonight, Jillian. I need more than a fuck. I need to make love to you until neither one of us can move, because after tonight, I don’t want there to be even the slightest doubt that you’re mine.

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    It is a good news that the private universities are shifting to their own campuses. But, the more vital thing is to ensure such campuses for the children's schools where there will be a field at least!

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    So many men, so little parking.

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    There are just people going about what they always do. Talking. Parking crooked.

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    Saying it to the owners of the schools and colleges: In your advertisements, without saying- “There are a.c, parking facilities etc. in our institution”, take such initiatives so that you can say, “There are playing ground, garden etc. in our institution"!

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    The question is: why can’t parking lots be modest paradises?

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    What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the Upper East Side.

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    A 7-11 parking lot beat down is how life is.

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    We get in the car, and someone signals their blinker for my parking spot but I emphatically wave them away like they're after my soul and not just my parking spot. And so we sit there for twelve minutes until the meter runs out. Lily silently crawls from the passenger seat into my lap and curls up into a little ball. She lets out an enormous sigh.

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    I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break.

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    Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

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    A person who is tired of London is not necessarily tired of life; it might be that he just can’t find a parking place.

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    If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe I'm harboring a lot of something and it will all explode somewhere down the road, but I tend to just let it slide off my back.

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    I don't drive often, because the parking makes it too much of a nuisance. And I could never go back to commuting or anything. I'd just get fed up with it.

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    If it's us", she whispered, "how come you get to decide?" When he didn't answer - couldn't answer - she turned and stared out the front window. As it turned out, they were still in the parking lot. They hadn't gotten anywhere at all.

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    I hated high school. I was not the greatest student, participated in no activities, and spent most of my time hanging out in my parking lot.