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    For evil news rides post, while good news baits.

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    For the reader who has put away comic books, but isn't yet ready for editorials in the Daily News.

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    For things to change you need to change. For things to get better you need to get better. The good news is you can change, you can get better and you can start right where you are at and you can go as far as you want to go.

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    For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac.

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    For years, right wing outlets like outlets like Fox News and talk radio have been telling their audience day after day that any information coming from outside of conservative media is not to be trusted.

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    Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet and the evilest.

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    Fox [News] is far and away the extreme example. They'll have a known holocaust denier debating a holocaust survivor.

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    'Fox News' will one day come to an end. Led Zeppelin will not. It's as simple as that.

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    Fox News' Megyn Kelly was the first to air the video on her program, 'The Kelly File.'

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    Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'

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    Fox News is hated because they're elitists, and the worst winners television's ever seen.

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    Fox News is nothing if not impressive. No matter how harsh the criticism it endures, the network somehow always manages to prove itself even worse than we had previously imagined.

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    Frontline' does 10 news shows a year, so one a week is quite an undertaking.

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    Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

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    Give to a gracious message An host of tongues, but let ill tidings tell Themselves when they be felt.

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    Good news doesn't necessarily have to be a positive thing. Bringing good news is imparting hope to one's fellow man.

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    Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.

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    God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.

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    Good deeds, create good will, which opens the heart to the good news.

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    Good news is only really good to those directly involved. Most people lead such futile and useless lives that only bad news makes them feel better. If not better, certainly gooder. If one cannot gain recognition for anything else, he can rest well with the assurance that he is "good", which in most case equates with "right".

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    Good news is rare these days, and every glittering ounce of it should be cherished and hoarded and worshipped and fondled like a priceless diamond.

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    Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

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    Global warming is real and human activity is the main cause. The consequences are mainly negative and headed toward catastrophic, unless we act. However, the good news is that we can meet this challenge. It is not too late, and we have everything we need to get started.

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    God has made a way of salvation for the lost. Not a way, but the way. And this is the good news - the gospel.

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    Good news comes in large packages

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    Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!

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    Go to Fox News for conservative, maybe go to msnbc for liberal, and be right here on CNN for the God's honest truth.

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    Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.

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    Great Britain revolutionized parts of their regulatory process by actually bringing the people who were going to be regulated to the table and suddenly found that they could solve the problems at a lot lower cost by, again, going back to the thing that tends to be most uninteresting, particularly in cable news, and looking at the actual process.

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    Great news for someone is always bad news for someone else

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    Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

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    Habits of pessimism lead to depression, wither achievement, and undermine physical health. The good news is that pessimism can be unlearned, and that with its removal depression, underachievement, and poor health can be alleviated.

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    guileless and without vanity,we were still in love with ourselves then. We felt comfortable in our own skins, enjoyed the news that our senses released to us, admired our dirt, cultivated our scars, and could not comprehend this unworthiness.

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    Had Shakespeare listened to the news of Duncans death in a tavern or heard the knocking on his own bedroom door after he had finished the writing of Macbeth?

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    Hard news really is hard. It sticks not in the craw but in the mind. It has an almost physical effect, causing fear, interest, laughter or shock.

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    Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.

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    Have you noticed that all the news, statistics, strategies about unemployment are provided by those who are employed? As soon as you are unemployed you cease to exist.

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    He also said that if anyone did anything to mess up the rest of the testing, he was going to call 911 personally. Yeah, like that wouldn't make it into the nightly news again: WHEELCHAIR-BOUND CANCER PATIENT ARRESTED FOR FREE SPEECH.

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    Headlines, in a way, are what mislead you because bad news is a headline, and gradual improvement is not.

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    Here comes Monseiur Le Beau. Rosalind: With his mouth full of news. Celia: Which he will put on us, as pigeons feed their young. Rosalind: Then shall we be news-crammed. Celia: All the better; we shall be the more marketable.

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    He presents me with what is always an acceptable gift who brings me news of a great thought before unknown. He enriches me without impoverishing himself. The judicious quoter, too, helps on what is much needed in the world, a freer circulation of good thoughts, pure feelings, and pleasant fancies.

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    He presents me with what is always an acceptable gift who brings me news of a great thought before unknown. He enriches me without impoverishing himself.

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    Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

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    Here's good news: God is even more committed to your change, your growth, and your transformation than you are.

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    Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks.

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    He’s speaking in the tone of voice that everyone uses when they’re about to break you apart. Gentle—kind, even—like they can make the news sound better just by speaking in a lullaby voice.

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    He's a pit bull," Adam said. "I know some really nice pit bulls." "He's the kind of pit that makes the evening news. Gansey's trying to restrain him." "How noble.

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    I am by no means alone within the family or the company in being ashamed and sickened by Roger Ailes's horrendous and sustained disregard of the journalistic standards that News Corporation, its founder and every other global media business aspires to.

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    Honestly, I'm more into the computer, the Internet, and checking out scores or the news.

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    House passage is good news for the Northwest corner and our environment.