Best 18 quotes in «funny birthday quotes» category

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.