Best 13 quotes in «mobster quotes» category

Six month of sitting home, six month of doing absolutely nothing but watching TV, going out, sleeping, getting drunk and sleeping again. Oh no, wait, I was busy with something, I was doing some renovations in my new apartment. Which legally became mine only a month ago. Yep, that's what all my life has been about, spontaneous decisions and living in the moment. Because right now technically I'm a 25-year-old illegal immigrant from Russia, four years in New York, no papers, no work authorization, no work itself. Only a crazy life filled with restaurants, shops, beauty salons, clubs and restaurants again. How is it all possible? Very simple. I used to be a stripper.

I thought, how do you confuse violent Russian mobsters? Well, by being silly!

What happened to the perp?” “Perp?” “The piece of crap who tried to kill my wife. Where is he now?” There was a pause, then, “Well, uh, you see, the guy—he’s in the parking lot right now.” “What’s he doing there? Is he being arrested?” “Actually, he’s resting. As a matter of fact, he’s going to be resting for a really long time.” Nick understood the term. “Tommy, by any chance did he stumble upon an open window?

A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kin

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

I can't stand squealers, hit that guy!

If there is a will, there is always a way my friend

Thomas,” the boss said. “How’s your father doing?” “He’s good, Sal.” Always the family questions first. That was Sal Demenci’s style. He could be about to whack someone and he’d ask how the guy’s sister was doing in school.

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is

Murders came with smiles, shooting people was no big deal for us Goodfellas.

Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

No one will ever kill me, they wouldn't dare

There are three sides to every story. Mine, yours and the truth.