Best 41 quotes in «botox quotes» category

The most unsettling part of the visit, however, came when the doctor casually asked if I’d ever considered having any work done, as they were having a special on Botox. Then I stabbed him in the knee with a pen. But just in my mind, because you can never find a pen when you really need one. In reality I just told him that I wasn’t a fan of paying money to inject paralyzing poison into my face and that I was actually quite proud of my laugh lines, which I view as a badge that tells people I’m not an asshole. He countered that it was really the frown line between my eyebrows that he’d focus on. I pointed out that I’d gone through a lot of living to get that frowny wrinkle and I wasn’t about to erase it now. “MY HUSBAND MADE THAT LINE,” I said, with a defensiveness that surprised even me. “This line represents every time I have ever argued with him about everything in the damn world. It’s a line that says, ‘Don’t cross me or I will cut you.’ It’s practically a medal for time served and I EARNED IT.

Americans spend more money on Botox, face lifts and tummy tucks than on the age-old scourges of polio, small pox and malaria.

The thing about Botox is that when you've had too much, you then have to fake reactions just to look human--and it's impossible to distinguish real fake reactions from fake fake reactions.

According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So you see, that's why John Kerry had all that Botox - his back was killing him from all that flip-flopping on issues.

Botox? I think it's fantastic and also horrible.

Botox to me is not surgery.

Botox not only helps with wrinkles, it actually makes you feel more relaxed as frowning causes tension.

Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen injections.

Gas prices - it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can't tell, of course, because of the Botox.

I did not get Botox because you wouldn't see any expression in my face. Hopefully it has paid off.

As soon as you Botox your smile lines away, you lose part of your identity.

I don't want plastic surgery or fillers or Botox.

For now I'm happy the way I am – short and plump. I would not go in for Botox or anything like that. I'm content with the way I look. What's wrong with looking like Susan Boyle? What's the matter with that?

I feel weird if I can't move my face, and that one time I overdid it, I felt trapped in my own skin.

If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private mask.

I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started.

I haven’t had Botox because my face is a bit lopsided and I depend on keeping everything animated so that people don’t notice.

If you don't like your wrinkles and you think Botox or surgery is going to fix it, do it and shut up. But don't keep talking about it.

In our world of sleek flesh and collagen, botox and liposuction, what we most fear is the dissolution of the body-mind, the death of the brain.

I think the good thing about my face is it has always been expressive. With Botox that goes - not what you want as an actress.

I can understand going for Botox at 45-50, when you want to keep things in place. But I don't understand 25 year olds going for Botox or under the knife. You don't require it. Your skin is fresh, young. Why would you do that to yourself?

I'll take my wrinkles. I don't like the Botox thing.

I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it's a savior.

I love the acting process. What I don't like is what's around it. The auditions and being rejected every other day. The look thing. That you have to lose weight, that you have to do Botox.

I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.

I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done.

I tried Botox once. Never again. It made my forehead freeze.

I used to think I had to stay frozen in time. No amount of Botox will keep up.

I've earned all these years on my face. I don't want to be a liar if in five or 10 years I do get some Botox, but needles in the face scare me, so I don't really know if I am ever going to do that.

I've had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year - who cares?

I've had a little plastic surgery. I've had a little lipo. I've had a little Botox. And you know what? None of it works. None of it.

I've tried Botox, I've tried them all. I'm definitely not one of those people who says, 'You shouldn't do this.' Everyone can individually do what they want. For all time women have wanted to, for the most part, look their best. It's just that what we have available to us today is what it is today and if you want to take advantage of it, yeah.

I want my kids to know when I'm pissed, when I'm happy and when I'm confounded.

I tried Botox, but I don't want to be hooked on that stuff.

You cannot powder away what botox can fix. My name is Tamar, and I am for plastic surgery.

Like the diminishing beauty returns for a facially paralyzed Botox addict, the more forcefully we attempt to stop the passage of time, the less available we are to the very moment we seek to preserve.

Thanks to Botox and fillers, as well as the work that I've already had, my face pretty much maintains itself.

Botox is as common as seagulls in Sarasota, but most of the women I know who use the dermatologist’s little helper still have full range of expression. Except squinting, of course.

No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.

To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like a plastic doll that escaped from a fire.

Clostridium botulinum: Found in jams and preserves that weren't prepared properly, this bad bug produces one of the deadliest toxins on Earth-it enters our nerve cells and paralyzes them. Marketed as Botox, it's injected into people's foreheads to make wrinkles disappear!