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    For those who may not know this, Madeline recruited me specifically to help hunt and take out a serial soul thief-" "I call him Cap'n Crunch," Luca interrupted, and was rewarded with a roomful of frowns. "You know. Because he's a cereal thief?

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    I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

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    Got more milky syllables than alphabet cereals.

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    I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.

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    Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words for that.

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    I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.

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    If you eat the same cereal every day it's gonna get old. And if I had thought about snowboarding every day, I would have quit a long time ago.

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    I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

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    If you like soggy cereal, then we not friends.

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    I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

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    I like to shop. I don't always buy things when I shop, but I think it's fun to go out and look at the worlds of colors. I love to roam through supermarkets. I am a great lover of household products. I particularly like the packaging of cereal boxes.

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    I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night.

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    I love Kashi. I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse.

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    I just love the fact that that's the way life is. When something horrible happens, you do find yourself laughing in weird places in the midst of grief and crying in the supermarket when you see a cereal that somebody used to eat. There's just no way of guarding yourself one way or another. Everybody grieves differently, and there's no right or wrong way.

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    I'm not commercial, I'm not for Special K cereal and I'm not a Wheaties boy; I'm a little bit more avant-garde, a little bit more out there.

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    I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled egg with toast. If I go in the afternoon, I'll eat a turkey sandwich with cheese for lunch.

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    I really just love to read, period, whether it be books or magazines or the back of the cereal box. It's the one thing I can always count on to calm me down, take me away and inspire me, all at once.

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    I sometimes forget to have breakfast in the morning, but when I actually buy a box of cereal, I will probably eat it not only for breakfast but also as a snack later on.

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    I tend to come home and eat a bowl of cereal. I'm not thinking about baking a pie when I'm off work.

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    It seems that every movie is a remake of something that was better when it was first released in a foreign language, as a 1960s TV show, or even as a comic book. Now you’ve got theme park rides as the source material of movies. The only things left are breakfast cereal mascots. In our lifetime, we will see Johnny Depp playing Captain Crunch.

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    I get off on a man with strong moral fiber. The closest Barrons ever gets to fiber is walking down the cereal aisle at the grocery store.

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    I'm a cereal girl. I have always loved my cereal ever since I was a kid.

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    I was grateful for cereal --- the only food that my tummy, riddled by pangs of infatuation, could handle.

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    I was only allowed only to watch public television until I was 12 years old. I would come home from friends's houses with a list of demands. 'OK, We have all the wrong cereals. You guys are asleep on the job.

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    I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.

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    It was hard to feel the right emotions at the right times. They didn’t come at all when you set a place for them, and they sacked when you weren’t ready, when you were just innocently flossing your teeth, for example, or eating a bowl of cereal.

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    Leaves covered pavement like soggy cereal.

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    Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

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    Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

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    I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

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    More people than ever are spending money to support more artists and musicians and give them more leisure time to build cereal balls...and the art world is eating those balls up!

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    Late-night television is like the cereal aisle in the supermarket: too many choices. Also, too many 'different' brands that really aren't different at all.

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    My mom was [a hippie]. We weren't allowed sugar cereal. We weren't allowed processed foods - except Van de Kamp's fish sticks. We never locked the front door.

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    Of course, we all inevitably work too hard, then we get burned out and have to spend the whole weekend in our pajamas, eating cereal straight out of the box and staring at the TV in a mild coma (which is the opposite of working, yes, but not exactly the same thing as pleasure).

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    On the morning of the fourth day, Jamie tipped a switchblade out of his box of cornflakes.   “I think these promotional campaigns have really got out of hand,” he said, freezing with his hand on the milk carton. “One shiny free knife with every packet of cereal bought is not a good message to send out to the kiddies.

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    President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel?

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    My sister just had a baby. We can have company over. She'll be in front of everyone with her um... breast... out feeding it. You know... cereal or whatever.

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    Of course it's also a lot easier to slap a health claim on a box of sugary cereal than on a potato or carrot, with the perverse result that the most healthful foods in the supermarket sit there quietly in the produce section, silent as stroke victims, while a few aisles over, the Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms are screaming about their newfound whole-grain goodness.

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    Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

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    Really, the moment you have any idea, the second thought that enters your mind after the original idea is, "What is this? Is it a book, is it a movie, is it a this, is it a that, is it a short story, is it a breakfast cereal?" Really, from that moment, your decision about what kind of thing it is then determines how it develops.

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    Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal.

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    Rice at present prices provides more food for the money than most of the other cereals.

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    That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal?

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    Right now, Im very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course.

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    Since I’ve been on my own, I’ve been eating a lot of popcorn, cereal, instant noodles, and snack bars. I have a hot plate in my bedroom, a microwave, and a small fridge. That’s the kind of kitchen I know how to get around in.

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    Philosophy is talk on a cereal box.

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    Soon, the viewer won't even know if he's watching on broadcast or the Internet. He'll just be eating his cereal and see an image on the spoon. That's how we'll be watching soon, on spoons. The commercials will be on the knives.

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    That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself.

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    The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

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    Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like.