Best 55 quotes in «rugby quotes» category

I knew he would never play for Wales ... he's tone deaf.

I played rugby most of my life and then I switched to snowboarding, which provided me a lot of inspiration.

I'm very happy to be back playing rugby for England again - there were times when I questioned if this would happen.

It's basically the same, just darker.

I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first.

It's definitely the hardest tackle I've taken in my life but I'm still breathing and that's a good sign.

I've been flogging myself to keep my fitness up there.

I've always said that playing rugby in Spain is like being a bullfighter in Japan.

I was playing like a rugby league player with 14 rugby players.

My goodness, that wee ball's gone so high there'll be snow on it when it comes down.

League is much, much more physical than Union, and that's before anyone starts breaking the rules.

Looking back, my whole life seems so surreal. I didn't just turn up on the doorstep playing rugby, I had to go through a whole lot of things to get there.

Me and Tricky like playing with each other.

Rugby players are either piano shifters or piano movers. Fortunately, I am one of those who can play a tune.

Rugby may have many problems, but the gravest is undoubtedly that of the persistence of summer.

The sooner that little so-and-so goes to rugby league, the better it will be for us.

South African rugby doesn't have to stand back for anyone.

The French are predictably unpredictable.

So impressed with John Mitchell. His response to this attack has been courageous and brilliant! I wish him and the Lions all the best!

This looks a good team on paper, let's see how it looks on grass.

The time for reminiscing is after rugby. Then you can sit down and get fat.

But...a vibrator can’t hold you in its arms or give you the full-body experience.” Em clamped down on the wicked surge of heat between her legs, thinking about a full-body experience with Lincoln Quinn. “It’s not going to make me lie in the wet spot, either.” “It can’t snuggle with you after,” he countered with another laugh. Em snorted. “And that’s your specialty, is it? Hanging around for pillow talk?” “I’ll have you know I give very good pillow talk.” Sure. And Elvis was alive and living at Henley Stadium. “Right,” she muttered. “Of course you do.” “I really do.” He nodded. “Most women seem to be more interested in me giving them good head, but hey, I’m a full service kinda guy.

Wade Dooley: With a handle like that he sounds more like a western sheriff than the Lancashire bobby that he is.

Before you start your full day of watching Equestrian Square Dancing, Soccer Balling, Hoop Dreaming, Cricket Batting, Rugby Punching, Volleyball Chopping, Skateboard Falling, Martial Arts Bowing, Bicycle Peddlers, and College Football Hecklers, maybe we have time to learn something Scientifically.

Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels.

We can change South Africa on the rugby field

With all the traveling and promotion I've been doing for 'Murderball,' its been difficult keeping up with my rugby training.

He hadn’t struck her as particularly religious unless she counted the number of times he’d called out to Jesus when he’d been deep inside her.

He’d gone too far. He didn’t usually talk to women so frankly. Not with them both fully clothed anyway.

He was stretched out like he was her own personal playground and she wanted to ride on his equipment for a bit longer.

It was the kind of mouth that should only be found on angels. Chick angels.

His aftershave – eau du sex god - wafted her way.

If I’d known a sixty-niner was the way to your heart I would have done it weeks ago.

If you already know the answer, why are you trying to make me say it?" "Because I'm a girl, an that's what we do.

In any game, the game itself is the prize, no matter who wins, ultimately both lose the game.

The car was some kind of Porsche and the door stood open and beckoning, like a gold embossed invitation to sin If she could survive a ride with angel-lips in his penis car then surely she’d be immune to him in any situation?

Probably just as well. Maybe with all that testosterone walking out the door, the insane urge to hump Lincoln Quinn’s leg would walk right out as well. Because that was exactly how she felt every time she looked at him. Like she was in heat. Within minutes, the restaurant had emptied out to only a few non-team wedding guests. Her nemesis was nowhere to be seen, and Em congratulated herself on her self-control as she eased off the bar stool. Embarrassing leg-humping avoided—bravo!

Sex was a happiness transaction. And rugby had given Linc the means to feel very happy, very often.

Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree.

Why do men always have such high opinions of their cock?

This was Linc at his most elemental. This was cave man stuff. Potently male. Potently virile. Hot. As. Fuck.

You’re a gambling man, right? Or do you only bet on frivolous things like poker and fucking women?

A vote for Japan is a vote for the future of rugby. We will do our best to make rugby a global sport.

You should really go inside now,” he said. Her glazed, unfocused stare was starting to clear, and the cranky look he was used to being levelled at him started to take shape. “And if I don’t?” “You want to fuck me on your doorstep?” he asked, his voice low and gravelly. “Call me tomorrow when you’re sober. I’ll be right over.” She jutted her chin defiantly—clearly pissed at him for trying to be the responsible one. “I won’t need you after I’ve spent all night with a couple of multi-speed toyfriends and a box of batteries.” Linc shoved his hands on his hips, pushing back unhelpful images of her naked and pleasuring herself with a hot pink cock. “Go inside,” he growled. Before he did something crazy like offering to watch.

A game of rugby is a work of art!

Britain has bred many great explorers, but they seem to get so little coverage compared to soccer and rugby players.

Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.

Character, character, character. First, second and third ... we were pretty rusty initially. When you have a break for a few weeks you get a bit of rust.

If you can't take a punch, you should play table tennis.

Football is at least as 'gay' as rugby, Greco-Roman wrestling and the film '300.'