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    A lot of people would say "well that's not a bad reputation. you sound like a pussy" and I would say yea. but I am passionate about music and being taken seriously about my music, so if you're going to mess with that, we have a problem.

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    Americans are desperately, here on the West Coast, buying up and hoarding iodine pills... Isn't it great that in a land that is divided between conservative morons and liberal pussies, somehow we have managed to find a way to pull together and behave like moronic pussies?

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    Fame is like a tree. It helps you get pussy.

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    Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.

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    Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk?

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    I am generalizing, of course, but in hip-hop, it's like you get this shine for using the word "pussy" a billion times, and I think that that's weirdly healthier than not doing it at all - even though I really hope it ends soon because, you know, how many decades can we do that?

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    Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.

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    I CAN MAKE YOUR PUSSY WHISTLE LIKE THE ANDY GRIFFITH THEME SONG.

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    In high school, I dressed up as every James Bond girl. I was a teenage Pussy Galore.

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    I like cats.... When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stoop down and tickle the side of its head; and the cat sticks up its tail in a rigid, cast-iron manner, arches its back, and wipes its nose up against my trousers; and all is gentleness and peace.

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    If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.

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    It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?

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    It's the moment when you know that you can have what you want if you're only brave enough to say so. It's a split second when everything can change, but you pussy out because you're too afraid to risk the rejection.

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    It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.

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    I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.

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    Playing in (the Neurotic Outsiders) with John Taylor was great. A lot of pussy every time we played a gig. So many chicks. It was, like, 'Wow, John, really? So this is what it was like, huh?' And there would be like a couple guys with mohawks and a guy with, like, a jean jacket coming in to see me and Jonesy!

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    It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what you eat!

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    Niggas know my pussy taste like mango-tango so they put a couple karats in my ankle bangles

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    Pussy power's pulling me down, down, down, down. When it's there and I can't have it, I get real real rabid.

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    Tell me that I got the fattest pussy in the whole world & if I let him eat it I can be his old girl

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    I wanna take it deeper than money, pussy, vacation and influence a generation that's lacking in patience.

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    One time, I threw a candy wrapper on the street. I was with a friend who said to me, You just littered on the street! Don't you care about the environment? And I thought about it, and I said, You know what? This isn't the environment. This is New York City. New York City is not the environment. New York City is a giant piece of litter. Next to Mexico City, it's the shittiest piece of litter in the world. Just a pussy, runny, smokin', stinkin' piece of litter.

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    She call me the referee cause I be so official. My shirt aint got no stripes but I can make that pussy whistle.

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    Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

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    White boys do eat pussy better than everyone else, though, I will say that. Maybe it's those thin white-boy lips!

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    There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy.

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    When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy.

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    A lot of women are ashamed of their pussies. They think it's not pretty enough. Not the right color. Or the lips are too big or two small. Let me put your fears to rest: There is no such thing as an ugly pussy.

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    Don't be such a crybaby. The fucking world ended. Everyone's mother is dead, you pussy. Besides... we're on our way to talk to the people who cut you mom's head off... have some motherfucking perspective.

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    Here, and it goes on to appear now, she comes, a peacefugle, a parody's bird, a peri potmother, a pringlpik in the ilandiskippy, with peewee and powwows in beggybaggy on her bickybacky and a flick flask fleckflinging its pixylighting pacts' huemeramybows, picking here, pecking there, pussypussy plunderpussy.

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    Nothing like beautiful legs. 'Cause with beautiful legs, even if you've been there only once or twice, there might be something up there besides the cunt, there might be something really marvellous this time - it could be a cunt, but it could be - it's just something about looking at the legs just makes you - I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the cunt, I'm just saying, you always imagine - some extra magic when you're looking at the outside portion of the female.

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    Not so fast, my pussy-visaged friend!

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    Pussy pussy everywhere, but not a drop to drink.

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    A woman's power source is from the pussy.

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    Going comando. Shaved my pussy just in case. I should trip and fall.

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    I often wonder, in a catfight, when one doesn't want to fight, if the other cat calls it a pussy.

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    It's hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy.

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    Pussy is everywhere. Dick is everywhere. Chemistry isn't.

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    You can always tell what the pussy will be like, when you kiss the lips.

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    We say we love self While pimping out our pussy Yet, our wombs scream help.

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    Why do "balls" equate to toughness and "pussy" equates to weakness when even the slightest flick to the "nuts" sends a guy to his knees and vaginas can push out an entire human being?

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    You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks at it, all he sees is heaven. Trust me, he's not worried about whether your lips are symmetrical. He's just counting his lucky stars to see you naked. It's very difficult for a man to understand why a woman would be so self-conscious about her hooha.

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    Thoughts are powerful, one thinking for something makes big changes... you try... Imagine this say "I want to fuck", then imaginate a girl. A woman which is 18 years old, blonde hair, white skin, big ass, big boobs, long legs, and likes to play with dicks... Think few times on such type of stuff and look the magic!