Best 10 quotes in «undertaker quotes» category

Fred Silverman, the head of ABC, he offered me a lot of comedy series but I told him I'd already been the best comedy series around, "The Odd Couple," and so when he saw that I did Quincy he called my agent and said, Jack turns me down? All my good series and he ends up playing an undertaker." And this was the HEAD of ABC series.

Fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania!

... the sea defrauds many an honest undertaker of his profits.

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

Directing a funeral isn’t about death at all. Funerals are for the living, not the dead.

Nobody really wants to be your friend when they discover that you work with dead people.

She who pays the undertaker calls the tune.

We all have so many functions, so many ways of existing. In my own vision of myself, I am a scholar who lives quietly, and pens his little tales, and dreams about a past that may or may not have existed. And that is true, as far as it goes. But I am also, in one of my capacities, like so many of the people you have chosen to associate with, a psychopomp. I escort the living to the world of the dead.