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    He gives me a look that says, “Dude, if I knew that do you think I’d have enlisted your puny help?” I snicker. “Something funny here.” “You. All prickly and pissed ’cause there’s something you don’t know. Got to call on the megaservices of the Mega.” “Ever occur to you I’m using you for reasons your inferior human brain can’t begin to understand.

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    He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

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    HERE ARE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS, CROWLEY. And suddenly he knew. He hated that. They could just as easily have told him, they didn't suddenly have to drop chilly knowledge straight into his brain.

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    Here I am: My brain is open.

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    Here is a neuron that fires when I reach and grab something, but it also fires when I watch Joe reaching and grabbing something. ... It's as though this neuron is adopting the other person's point of view.

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    Here it is at last, the first 150-minute trailer. Armageddon is cut together like its own highlights. Take almost any 30 seconds at random, and you'd have a TV ad. The movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense, and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out.

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    Here is this three-pound mass of jelly you can hold in the palm of your hand, and it can contemplate the vastness of interstellar space. It can contemplate the meaning of infinity and it can contemplate itself contemplating on the meaning of infinity.

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    Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn that—

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    Here's the number one reason Americans are heavy: The brain, very smartly, wants nutrition. But the average American is not eating nutrients; he or she is eating empty calories. So you finish that 2,000 calories and your brain says, Keep going until you get nutrients.

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    Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.

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    Her head throbbed as though gremlins were ripping holes in her brain

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    He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.

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    He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.

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    He smote the rock of the national resources, and abundant streams of revenue gushed forth. He touched the dead corpse of the Public Credit, and it sprung upon its feet. The fabled birth of Minerva, from the brain of Jove, was hardly more sudden or more perfect than the financial system of the United States, as it burst forth from the conceptions of Alexander Hamilton.

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    He's the sort of player whose brain doesn't always know where his legs are carrying him.

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    He's male. I've noticed that sometimes the brains simply get left out of the package.

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    He solved at a stroke the great question of the direction of nerve-currents in their travel through brain and spinal cord.

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    He thinks he's happy but it's just a nerve cell in his brain that's getting too much stimulation or too little stimulation.

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    He took her in his arms right away. "I'm so sorry," he murmured in her ear. He rocked her, saying it over and over. But no matter how many times he said it, no matter how much she knew he meant it, the words stirred around in her ear but didn't get into her brain. Sometimes he could comfort her. Sometimes he said what she needed, but today he couldn't reach her. Nothing could.

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    He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.

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    He was a tool of the boss, without brains or backbone.

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    He was his own leftover, the spat-out scrag. He was what his brain could make nothing of.

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    He was not so much brain as earwax

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    Hey, do you know what you call a blond with a brain?" I asked, and the continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever." I've heard that one, too," she said, no longer smiling. I'll keep trying." I promised.

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    He will often have to scratch his head, and bite his nails to the quick. [To succeed he will have to puzzle his brains and work hard.]

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    High energy creates more energy, more energy, more energy. It kicks off synapses, I guess. It opens up your brain and you think of one thing after another thing, after another. You can really open yourself up comedically, which is fun.

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    Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable.

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    Hollywood infected my brain and I really valued the wrong things in life, but I changed dramatically.

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    Homeland Security is armed and locked and ready to blow your brains out if you start protesting martial law.

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    Homeopaths do not have a physical brain, but merely 'skull water' with the memory of brains.

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    Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

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    Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain.

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    How do you make RoboCop? How do you slowly bring a guy to be a robot? How do you actually take humanity out of someone and how do you program a brain, so to speak, and how does that affect an individual?

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    How did the dolphins and whales get such big brains? They obviously don't need such big brains to catch fish.

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    How can we be “free” as conscious agents if everything that we consciously intend is caused by events in our brain that we do not intend and of which we are entirely unaware? We can’t.

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    How gullible are you? Is your gullibility located in some "gullibility center" in your brain? Could a neurosurgeon reach in and perform some delicate operation to lower your gullibility, otherwise leaving you alone? If you believe this, you are pretty gullible, and should perhaps consider such an operation.

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    How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

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    Human beings only use ten percent of their brains. Ten percent! Can you imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other sixty percent?

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    Human beings have an unalienable right to invent themselves; when that right is pre-empted it is called brain-washing.

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    Human beings really think about relativity. That's part of what the brain does.

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    Human experience depends on everything that can influence states of the human brain, ranging from changes in our genome to changes in the global economy.

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    Human rationality depends critically on sophisticated emotionality. It is only because our emotional brain works so well that our reasoning can work at all.

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    Human eyes are the sign language of the brain. If you watch them carefully, you can see the truth played out, raw and unguarded.

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    Humans cannot communicate; not even their brains can communicate; not even their conscious minds can communicate. Only communication can communicate.

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    Humbly to ask a favour of people who are on the point of knocking your brains out sometimes produces good results.

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    Humans evolved brains that are pattern-recognition machines, adept at detecting signals that enhance or threaten survival amid a very noisy world. ... But there is only one surefire method of proper pattern recognition, and that is science.

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    Humans who spend time in the wilderness, alone, without man-made mechanical noise around them, often discover that their brain begins to recover its ability to discern things.

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    Humans socialize in the largest groups of all primates because we are the only animals with brains large enough to handle the complexities of that social arrangement.

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    Humans are an infant species, a mere 150,000 years old. But, armed with a massive brain, we've not only survived, we've used our wits to adapt to and flourish in habitats as varied as deserts, Arctic tundra, tropical rainforests, wetlands and high mountain ranges.

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    Hunger, prolonged, is temporary madness! The brain is at work without its required food, and the most fantastic notions fill the mind. Hitherto I had never known what hunger really meant. I was likely to understand it now.