Best 12 quotes in «political humor quotes» category

GOP stands for Greedy Old Pedophiles.

In this modern day and age America`s newest slogan is: Mom, apple pie and high-speed Internet. They say you can live two weeks without food, a day or so without water but take someone`s smart phone away, and that person won`t last five minutes.” - Will Roberts

The president has kept all the promises he intended to keep.

One should be more concerned about what his conscience whispers than about what media shout. Vote as per your own conscience . Reject those who targets people because of race or religion.

Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.

Jesse Jackson thinks he's President, but he's Protestant.

One good thing about being an immigrant in the US, no one cares about my sociopolitical opinion. I exist like a bland wallpaper to all races.

Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce.

When a political opponent resorts to the racist card, it's a sure sign of moral bankruptcy: there's no decent argument left in the armoury.

There's a way you political folks have of coming round and round a plain right thing

There's no way I could be president of the United States, I have no; military experience, I've never run a business, for godsakes I mean- who could possibly clear that bar. The great thing about President Obama is he's actually left the presidential bar on the floor, anyone can walk over that bar now. If Barack Obama can be President of the United States literally anybody in the planet can be President of the United States