Best 38 quotes of Kristen Wiig on MyQuotes

A big part of being in a wedding is the financial obligation, and that's something that people don't really talk about, but if you're asked to be in a wedding, you're gonna have to fork over some cash.

At parties, I'll start talking and notice everyone is looking at me and feel dumb and say, 'Forget it,' and then start eating things.

Don't become something just because someone else wants you to or because it's easy; you won't be happy. You have to do what you really, really, really, really want to do, even if it scares the s-t out of you.

Even in this day and age, if you're not married, there are people who are like, 'Don't worry, it'll happen for you someday.'

For movies to get greenlit solely based on the success of other movies that have a lot of women in them? It's so ridiculous to me.

I can relate to having those people in your life that you feel are moving on to this great, big, normal life and you're like, 'What's wrong with me?'

I'd make a terrible surgeon. The fear of blood? Very high on my list.

I don't know about the romantic comedy route, although never say never.

I don't know if I even consider myself a comedian really - I do comedic acting in some films and dramatic in others.

I feel like women are asked their age more than men.

I feel there's so much pressure, especially for women, to declare what their life's going to be and what their career is, and are you married yet? Are you single? But you're 30. And girlfriends are so important. You can have a boyfriend or husband when you're 30, but you still need your girlfriends.

If you're creating anything at all, it's really dangerous to care about what people think.

I hated speaking in public. I would miss school just so I wouldn't have to do it.

I just like to walk around New York, just put my iPod on and walk around.

I lived in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, until eighth grade, and then my high-school years were in Rochester, New York.

I love kids. All my best friends have kids, and I love, love, love kids.

I love the rain. It's my favorite weather.

I'm one of those people that really pays attention to the music in films.

I probably lived more of a rock-star life when I was 15. I got in trouble a fair amount. I cared more about hanging out and skipping school than studying. Which I am not recommending teenagers do if they read this.

I think no matter what kind of life you have, whether it looks one way to people or another way, you always have moments when you imagine a different life.

I think people like to see the lives of artists that are legends. They always go through the dark periods and I think just as humans we like to see that and them coming out of it. I love those kinds of movies.

It's a mystery to me what makes people laugh.

It sounds so cheesy, but there's something very powerful about looking in the mirror and asking yourself a question. Because I think it's really hard to lie.

I used to carry my dad's empty guitar case around the neighborhood because I wanted people to think I played the guitar. I would put flintstones vitamins in it in case I got tired, so I could pop some and keep walking.

I wish I had a lot of tattoos.

I would put Flintstones vitamins in it in case I got tired, so I could pop some and keep walking.

Maybe studios don't want to see women acting in a way that isn't womanly. Maybe people don't.

People sometimes get a little extra criticism when they try something that they don’t normally do, but I think that’s just a natural thing for artists. It’s like, "Okay, I did that, and now I want to try this.

Sometimes I need to blow off steam and go dance really hard.

The good thing about 'SNL' is that it's the same people every week that you're working with, and we've all become so close and tight because we've worked together so long and so closely together.

There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.

There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.

The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow.

When you go out of your comfort zone and it works there's nothing more satisfying.

When you're a woman in your thirties, and maybe you don't really know what you want to do with your life, but it seems like everyone else does, and your best friend gets married, and it forces you to look at yourself. I don't know if I described that in a very funny way.

When you're on your deathbed you probably aren't counting the movies you've made.

Women do get drunk, they do get sick and they do get food poisoning. It seems to be a bit of a surprise to people that they are seeing it.

You have all this stuff going on in your head, like, 'I can't believe seven years has gone by, and I'm going to miss all these people.' And I'm like, 'Oh, by the way, Mick Jagger is to my right, and I just danced a waltz with him.' So there's that.