Best 107 quotes of John Oliver on MyQuotes

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.

Democracy is like a tamborine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

It is going to be too easy for things to start feeling normal—especially if you are someone who is not directly impacted by his actions. So keep reminding yourself: This is not normal. Write it on a Post-It note and stick it on your refrigerator, hire a skywriter once a month, tattoo it on your ass. Because a Klan-backed misogynist internet troll is going to be delivering the next State of the Union address. And that is not normal. It is fucked up.

The German language is so sonorous, isn't it? Beautiful language...the language of poetry. Angry, angry poetry.

While skepticism is healthy, cynicism, real cynicism, is toxic.