Best 36 quotes of Bobby Darin on MyQuotes

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on.

Conceit is thinking you're great; egotism is knowing it.

Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.

Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!

I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.

I decided I was going to give up singing and concentrate on acting, and a result of that, I didn't do another film for two to three years, and I don't blame it on anybody but myself

I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life.

I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off a bridge for me. I can't do that. I can only say, I owe you.

I had these shoes made and 2 to 3 inch lifts inside and the heel was another 2 and half inches. I walked around that way, wherever I could without falling over.

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It happens to the best of them. You lay off singing and your throat gets out of practice. No excuses. I blew it.

I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.

It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that was flying away into space, farther from me all the time, leaving me content with myself

I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of people, but now I've come to realize who I am

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.

I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25

I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?

Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27.

Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left?

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

My goal is to be remembered as a human being and as a great performer.

My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.

Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.

Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start.

The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for.

There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?

The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex

This marriage is no one's business but our own.

Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.