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By AnonymTim Minchin
A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like arse-holes, in that everyone has one. There is great wisdom in this... but I would add that opinions differ significantly from arse-holes, in that yours should be constantly and thoroughly examined.We must think critically, and not just about the ideas of others. Be hard on your beliefs. Take them out onto the verandah and beat them with a cricket bat.... Be intellectually rigorous. Identify your biases, your prejudices, your privilege.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
A genius is a mentally ill person with an audience
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Define yourself by what you love.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Empathy is intuitive, but it is also something you can work on intellectually.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
If anyone can show me ... that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife, I'll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able to show either empirically or logically the existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife, I will give you my piano, one of my legs and my wife.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex wonderfully unfathomable world? How does it so fail to hold our attention that we have to diminish it with the invention of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?
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By AnonymTim Minchin
I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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By AnonymTim Minchin
It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Love without evidence is stalking.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don't gotta believe nothin' you don't like.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Please don't make the mistake of thinking that the arts and sciences are at odds with one another. That is a recent, stupid and damaging idea. You don't have to be unscientific to make beautiful art or to write beautiful things... science is not a body of knowledge or a belief system, it is just a term that describes humankind's incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome. The arts and sciences need to work together to improve how knowledge is communicated.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief; it is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
There are children in Africa, starving to death, and you don't hear them whinging.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
We have tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. But try to also express your passion for things you love. Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire. Send thank-you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro-stuff, not just anti-stuff.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? - Medicine.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Arts degrees are awesome. And they help you find meaning where there is none. And let me assure you, there is none. Don’t go looking for it. Searching for meaning is like searching for a rhyme scheme in a cookbook: you won’t find it and you’ll bugger up your soufflé.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Don’t Seek Happiness - Happiness is like an orgasm: if you think about it too much, it goes away. Keep busy and aim to make someone else happy, and you might find you get some as a side effect. We didn’t evolve to be constantly content. Contented Australopithecus Afarensis got eaten before passing on their genes.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
I don't go in for ancient wisdom I don't believe just 'cos ideas are tenacious it means they're worthy
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By AnonymTim Minchin
I don't know what it is about "magic happens"-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent marker and sneak over and write underneath it "so does cot death".
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Isn't this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break hearts.
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By AnonymTim Minchin
Understanding that you can’t truly take credit for your successes, nor truly blame others for their failures will humble you and make you more compassionate. Empathy is intuitive, but is also something you can work on, intellectually.
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