Best 34 quotes of Kevin James on MyQuotes

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

A song can take you to a special time in your life.

Back in '93 I saw my first UFC fight and just became enamored by it then.

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.

I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.

I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.

I really wasn't a class clown.

I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women.

I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre.

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.

I write flawed characters. Ones that do not always make the best decisions and are driven by ambition or lust. They are not black or white, they are in the large space that exists between.

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.

Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

The foolishness of chasing the moon ached my heart. I was stuck between the moon and the shore and surrounded by an empty sea.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams.

When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System.

You don't want to do anything that doesn't glorify God in every way.

You've got to go after your dreams. If you don't make an effort, nothing's ever going to change.