Best 14 quotes of Judy Sheindlin on MyQuotes

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever.

Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.