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Judy Sheindlin

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    "Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever.

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    Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

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    Judy Sheindlin

    Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

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    Judy Sheindlin

    Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

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    I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

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    If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

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    If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

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    I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

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    One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

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    Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

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    There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

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    The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

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    Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

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    Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.