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    Have you ever suddenly realized it's someone else's mood swing and you're just along for the ride?

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    Henry Ford is quoted as saying. "History is more or less bunk." Now, if he never spoke those words, doesn't that just prove he was right when he didn't say them?

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    I had to break up with Medusa. I just got sick of buying mice for her hair. I should have ended it sooner, but you try looking into those eyes.

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    I stared out at the waves. "Why am I here?" I thought. Finally it came to me. But it was too late. I was a terrible lifeguard.

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    It’s not easy balancing a career, a family and a healthy outlook on life, which is why I don’t.

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    It's spooky how we'll never know how many people have died while trying to mail a chain letter.

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    Most people thought he was insane when he looked up into the sky with a simple handmade telescope and cried out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, because this was four years ago.

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    My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.

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    One day, back when I working at a video store, a woman accompanied by her two small sons walked up the counter with a tape box displaying a man slicing off someone’s head with a chainsaw. “Does this have any sex in it?” she asked. In my mind, it was like I was narrating a nature documentary on humans. “Watch as the American mother protects her young ones from dangerous influences.

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    Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.

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    There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, it’s probably best to avoid people who punch you.

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    Twenty years ago, chaos theory was all the rage. I wonder what happened with that. Maybe all the excitement over it become so organized that its initial entropy failed to fall apart and disintegrate into nothingness leaving its proponents re-illusioned in certainty. I remember seeing an employee at a local book store arranging a subsection for literature about chaos among the science books. "There’s the problem." I thought. "How can there be a chaos section? Those books should be distributed randomly throughout the store... that is, if there was any real disorder to things.

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    What doesn't kill you is probably just taking a break to freshen up so it can come back and finish you off later.

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    Whatever I haven’t accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.