Best 7 quotes of J. L. Merrow on MyQuotes

He didn't look anything like the blokes on that gay porn channel Rory had clicked on by mistake when he'd been trying to find out how to make a daisy chain for Leo.

He's got more wrinkles than a bloody Sharpie.' 'Sharp-pei

If I really cared about Matt, I wouldn’t want him to be unhappy. And I was fairly sure that mourning the untimely death of a live-in lover was likely to be a bit of a downer, at least for a day or two.

It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone.

It’s the fish I feel sorry for, in all this global warming. They don’t even have a carbon footprint.

I was thinking of Cambridge, and then I got a bit homesick for a minute, 'cause I never been this far away from home before. But the I remember you're here, and now I'm not homesick no more.

You must've been waiting for someone like me to come along,' I said. I meant, because of the big bed. But Larry looked at me all funny and said, 'Yes, I think I was.